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22

Aug

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace)

Glamourous look using just two #inglot eyeshadows with their Duraline with eyeshadow in the brows and their Lip Paint as lipstick x #makeup #makeupbytiarnaellen #classbytiarnaellen

Glamourous look using just two #inglot eyeshadows with their Duraline with eyeshadow in the brows and their Lip Paint as lipstick x #makeup #makeupbytiarnaellen #classbytiarnaellen

Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

(Source: okusuck)

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

north american education system:
COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE
north american education system:
COLLEGE
north american education system:
*points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?
north american education system:
*picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE
north american education system:
*throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE
north american education system:
that'll be $20,000 and your firstborn child's hopes and dreams

quintessence-of-happiness:

thisisgabbs:

Something that I and other people deal with. All I can do is ask for forgiveness and try harder to not let my problems make relationships unbearable to be with.

reblogging again because it’s painfully relevant.

grantaere:

why nobody’s talking about that

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hitzgifs:

hitzgifs:

The infamous “Katie” comment.  I can see how that could be a dig at Zac.  I haven’t been able to find any articles that said they were dating but Zac who was still laughing in the background does shut up after that comment.  Who knows?  Who cares?  Look at that smile in the second gif.  <3 

*I have seen the article on HNet.  They did in fact date.*

whenallthoseshadows:

swiftingcats:

I just noticed this. Lucy Hale is the best.

So presh

whenallthoseshadows:

swiftingcats:

I just noticed this. Lucy Hale is the best.

So presh

21

Aug

nikkidavis-jonesfans:

How many copies of Wicked is considered too many?

nikkidavis-jonesfans:

How many copies of Wicked is considered too many?

Worst night at work. Thank God I got finished before somebody pushed my far enough that I’d feel the urge to slice somebody’s throat. 

Inboxes?

huntersdontconsultamateurs:

"Where you would like me to piss Johnny?"

"Have you two ever heard of condoms?"

Dale Jakes is so done with everybody’s shit.

srsfunny:

The Truth About Asian Kidshttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

The Truth About Asian Kids
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

invader-gir:

Lol this was literally my face for the start of the week like damn! Paying for cabs back and first really builds up lol.

invader-gir:

Lol this was literally my face for the start of the week like damn! Paying for cabs back and first really builds up lol.

allisondearest:

;)