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01

Aug

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

pokemon-global-academy:

90’s Pokedex Commercial 

These are on every streetlight post in the CBD of #melbourne and it makes me happy. #lesmiserables #lesmis #doyouhearthepeoplesing?

These are on every streetlight post in the CBD of #melbourne and it makes me happy. #lesmiserables #lesmis #doyouhearthepeoplesing?

31

Jul

themaraudersaredead:

all your favs are queer girls: Enjolras and Grantiare

Its hard enough to lead a revolution when you’re a woman without the cynical drunk in the back challenging your every move and calling you Athena. But in the end she’s the one crossing the room to take your hand and say, “Permets-tu?” It turns out death feels a little softer when there’s someone you love going with you. (Alona Tal & Alia Shawkat)

themaraudersaredead:

all your favs are queer girls: Enjolras and Grantiare

Its hard enough to lead a revolution when you’re a woman without the cynical drunk in the back challenging your every move and calling you Athena. But in the end she’s the one crossing the room to take your hand and say, “Permets-tu?” It turns out death feels a little softer when there’s someone you love going with you. (Alona Tal & Alia Shawkat)

fishingboatproceeds:

earthisalie:

carlboygenius:

Correcting Internet DisInformation: The American Space Pen / The Russian Pencil

thank you for this.

And then from his initial investment of >$1,000,000, the Fisher Pen Co. was able to make a lot of money and grow the overall size of the U.S. economy and create lots of jobs.
So essentially a story that is supposed to be about government inefficiency turns out to be a story about how the U.S. government worked with a private company to make space travel safer while also stimulating economic growth.
The moral of the story is not that the Soviet Union was more efficient. The moral of the story is that by failing to allow private investment in innovation, the Soviet Union was doomed.
Incidentally, Paul Fisher, who invented the Fisher space pen, was a fascinating guy. He had this plan to eliminate income and property taxes with a progressive asset tax and even ran for President. And the Fisher Space Pen Co. is still a going concern, still employing people, and still generating a return on Fisher’s million-dollar investment.

fishingboatproceeds:

earthisalie:

carlboygenius:

Correcting Internet DisInformation: The American Space Pen / The Russian Pencil

thank you for this.

And then from his initial investment of >$1,000,000, the Fisher Pen Co. was able to make a lot of money and grow the overall size of the U.S. economy and create lots of jobs.

So essentially a story that is supposed to be about government inefficiency turns out to be a story about how the U.S. government worked with a private company to make space travel safer while also stimulating economic growth.

The moral of the story is not that the Soviet Union was more efficient. The moral of the story is that by failing to allow private investment in innovation, the Soviet Union was doomed.

Incidentally, Paul Fisher, who invented the Fisher space pen, was a fascinating guy. He had this plan to eliminate income and property taxes with a progressive asset tax and even ran for President. And the Fisher Space Pen Co. is still a going concern, still employing people, and still generating a return on Fisher’s million-dollar investment.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

explosivemarbles:

the-gallium-knight:

thegreenwolf:


A vertical forest is expected to be completed this year in Milan. There are two tower apartment complexes which contain a total of 400 residential units. The facade of the buildings will be covered with 730 trees, 5,000 shrubs, and 11,000 perennial plants. It is expected to have the same ecological impact as 10,000 square meters of forest.
Aside from fighting smog and producing oxygen, the foliage is expected to provide insulation to the residential units.

Yes. This is how cities should be. Green the cities as one of several steps in making them more habitable, and build up and not out, so that we can free up more lateral space for wildlife again. 

I thought it was a neat minecraft mod

NO SHIT
It’s almost done?!

BA SING SE

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

explosivemarbles:

the-gallium-knight:

thegreenwolf:

A vertical forest is expected to be completed this year in Milan. There are two tower apartment complexes which contain a total of 400 residential units. The facade of the buildings will be covered with 730 trees, 5,000 shrubs, and 11,000 perennial plants. It is expected to have the same ecological impact as 10,000 square meters of forest.

Aside from fighting smog and producing oxygen, the foliage is expected to provide insulation to the residential units.

Yes. This is how cities should be. Green the cities as one of several steps in making them more habitable, and build up and not out, so that we can free up more lateral space for wildlife again. 

I thought it was a neat minecraft mod

NO SHIT

It’s almost done?!

BA SING SE

(Source: curiousbotanicals)

2 DAYS MOORRREEEE! #lesmiserables #lesmis #melbourne #soexcited

2 DAYS MOORRREEEE! #lesmiserables #lesmis #melbourne #soexcited

Fun, creative look of the day #classbytiarnaellen #makeupbytiarnaellen #maybelline #bhcosmetics #essence #manicare #sax #inglot 
There’s no filter on this by the way.

Fun, creative look of the day #classbytiarnaellen #makeupbytiarnaellen #maybelline #bhcosmetics #essence #manicare #sax #inglot
There’s no filter on this by the way.

Can people like, inbox me and stuff? Little Ti feels a little lonely here.

30

Jul

pumpkinspiceprincesssammya:

teezybird:

So there’s a Japanese slang term, ‘chuunibyou’, that roughly translates to “Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome.” It is used to describe the stupid phases people go through when they are 14, like pretend to be really hardcore, act like they know everything, say they have mystical powers, etc.

I’m so happy this term exists.

29

Jul

nikktheconqueerer:

we all took this movie too literally

nikktheconqueerer:

we all took this movie too literally

(Source: ziplayamayankiz)

My client brushes came today #realtechniques starter set (eyes) and their core collection (complexion), also #bdelliumtools’ 708 bent eyeliner brush (of which I accidentally ordered two - ah, well they’re $6.)

The Real Techniques brushes are my favourite and the Bdellium brushes are clearly labelled that they are vegan-friendly and cruelty-free, have bamboo handles and synthetic bristles.

My client brushes came today #realtechniques starter set (eyes) and their core collection (complexion), also #bdelliumtools’ 708 bent eyeliner brush (of which I accidentally ordered two - ah, well they’re $6.)

The Real Techniques brushes are my favourite and the Bdellium brushes are clearly labelled that they are vegan-friendly and cruelty-free, have bamboo handles and synthetic bristles.

28

Jul

Last year’s #anythinggoes and this year’s #annie headshots.

Last year’s #anythinggoes and this year’s #annie headshots.

kk-maker:

When tattooing an Andalite, cuffing the tail to a Rubbermaid full of National Geographics is an absolute necessity. If they ask, so is the finger. SAFETY FIRST.
(Aftercare: “Keep it covered a few days, no showering at least for tonight, use this lotion every now and then, get a buddy to sunscreen you once it’s healed, and absolutely no morphing for at least four months. WE DO NOT DO REFUNDS.”)

kk-maker:

When tattooing an Andalite, cuffing the tail to a Rubbermaid full of National Geographics is an absolute necessity. If they ask, so is the finger. SAFETY FIRST.

(Aftercare: “Keep it covered a few days, no showering at least for tonight, use this lotion every now and then, get a buddy to sunscreen you once it’s healed, and absolutely no morphing for at least four months. WE DO NOT DO REFUNDS.”)

25

Jul

Word of advice, kids:
Don’t walk with headphones in. You’ll probably get kidnapped and tortured by a mental institution escapee. #untitledhorrorfilmtrailer #spoiler

Word of advice, kids:
Don’t walk with headphones in. You’ll probably get kidnapped and tortured by a mental institution escapee. #untitledhorrorfilmtrailer #spoiler